It all started a long time ago when TJ (vocals) and Hunter (other stuff) called Pete's Wicked Summer Brew hotline. They did a parody of Nirvana's All Apologies. False Alarm came up with many sick and demented parodies. The band died off until the summer of 2001 when they recorded the crap single "Do Do Chi Do" (NO) Hunter and TJ hired Bassist Jacob Haskins. Haskins parted the band 1 day later when he realized the band was a farce. Haskins now spends his time getting bitched at my sweaty marines. The future for False Alarm has no light at the end of the tunnel. Vocalist TJ says, "False Alarm would be a platinum selling band if we had some talent." Hunter says, "We have talent we just don't know how to use it." If False Alarm ever gets signed, it will be a sad day for the recording industry.