Fan Wall

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  Jun 17, 08:57 AM

  When is he coming to England? I have completely worn out my cds - so funny it makes me cry.
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  Mar 18, 07:22 PM

  NEED MORE FULL SKITS! AHHHHHHHHH!
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  Feb 06, 09:05 PM

  Update to show listing: The February 24th show at The Steve Allen Theater has been rescheduled to the 23rd at 8 p.m.
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  Jan 08, 03:51 PM

  KFC pulled their famous bowls here in Canada only a month~ish after releasing them in November. Canada has spoken and thank god we don't like failure piles :)
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  Dec 29, 09:34 AM

  "I'm eatin' my lunch. In my parents' base-ment...where I live. Hap-py Birthday...I'm forty-three!" You are a prophet...
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  Dec 17, 03:50 PM

  You punched my friend in the face at Bonnaroo for nodding off to My Morning Jacket. I wasn't there, but I thought it made a great story!
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  Dec 07, 01:03 PM

  Go to the Amoeba Records website and check out his bit from July 07. Just when you think he can't get any funnier, he talks about the "Mega Leg"! I'm already building a bunker in preparation for our impending doom. Thanks Patton!
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  Dec 06, 11:24 AM

  "Dude, my dad, he totally owns a dealership." And who could forget, "Daddy? Daddy! Up up, please, up, please, Daddy Daddy, please please please, up, Daddy, please, up, Daddy, up!" Of course, I loved you as Remy and your stand-up is hilarious, too. Please keep up the good work and making folks smile!