Greetings from Oakland folks, where we are scrambling to get ready for this weekend's 'The Risk" video shoot. Much love and affection to all of you for the messages and emails wishing me luck and so on. However, you'd better direct all those sweet good luck vibes towards my co-star Jacqui Heck. She's the one the one who'll need it – dealing w/ a non-acting sideshow like myself won't be easy. My hope is you will all be so transfixed by her sheer beauty that you won't have time to notice my below average acting. Fingers crossed! We'll post all kinds of the 'behind the scenes' video hilarity so be on the look out for that comedic genius.

Gonna be doing a bit more BLOGGING, so I thought I'd introduce you all this astounding new game we've been playing around the Penthouse lately.

Blow the caunch!

It goes a little something like this:

I say - Kobe Bryant.

You say – Douche!

I say – Tom Cruise

You say – Total Douche! In fact, probably the point guard of the Douche All-Stars.

I say – Ryan Leaf

You say – DOUCHE!

I say – Chris Martin

You hesitate and think about the scene in "40 Yr Old Virgin" and 'Clocks' and say very quietly – not quite a Douche!

Now you try…