Everything that you ever wanted is still in the kitchen!
Aug 20, 10:53 PM
Yes, she's still waiting for that bike
Apr 18, 01:25 PM
Rebecca STILL wants her bike back.
Feb 04, 07:23 AM
If you're hungry, eat your dinner. If you're thirsty, have a drink. If you're lonesome, do a jigsaw. If you're angry, stop, and think. But if you're an elephant ...
Jan 05, 03:24 PM
If it weren't for heavy drinking, we'd never play Sweet Jane.
Dec 15, 08:22 AM
Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present was made entirely from the skins of dead Jim Morrisons.
Dec 05, 05:16 AM
You don't? Well, here's a clue. Fish is biodegradable (that means it rots!). Uuuuuuuunh.