Maggot Twat
Total fans: 277
2 idiots and a well hung puppet named dickpancakes. This is the most awesomley stupid metal band in the universe. Formed in 1998 by brothers Pete and Dan Manzella, (Piz 'n' Spam Manwhat) Maggot Twats' mission was to grind against the grain of the death metal scene in Chicago. To piss against the wind of the angry folded arms, and seriousness of the genre. Their debut album "Stuffed Animal Orgy" was recorded and finished the summer of 1998. The album was recorded on a digital 8 track in their mothers basement. (fuckin losers) Soon after its completion, the albums circulation throughout the scene had started to raise many eyebrows, and pissed off a lot of eyebrows. The heaviness of the music with its idiotic lyrical content stirred up many mixed emotions. It was contradicting and poking fun at itself, which in turn made fans of the genre go one of two ways. They fucking loved it and went ape shit over it, or they wanted to beat the shit out of us outside the shows. Maggot Twat didn't actually start playing out until 3 years after "Stuffed Animal Orgy" was completed. Once they realized they had something happening right in front of them, they took their fingers out of their asses and took to the stage. Since then, their stage shows have grown into full out mutimedia productions, projecting pornographic images and nintendo games, puppet drummers, ball launching machines aimed at themselves, chicken feet launched into the crowd, unicycling across the stage, sawing instuments in half with a sawzall, blowing out fans eardrums with airhorns, eating cereal onstage with fans, diving into garbage cans loaded with broken glass (that only happened once) and nearly getting arrested for having the Barrington fire dept called on them, and exposing porn to all ages audiences (yeah parents were really happy with that one) Also in circulation is the infamous "Morons That Ruined Heavy Metal" DVD that has spread like herpes since its release. Maggot Twat has just recently finished their long awaited sophmore release, "8 -Bit Apocalypse" Hopefully this album will finally get them laid.