Send Backs! TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it works!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years JUST COPY AND PASTE!!!
U KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
IF U R HOT THAT MEANS
UR PARENTS WERE HAVING GOOD
SEX...AND DAMM UR ONE OF THEM
AND THAT MEANS UR PARENTS WERE
WORKING IT THAT NITE
PASS THIS ALL 2 ALL UR
GOOD LOKIN FRIENDZ IF U GET 2 BACK UR UGLY
IF U GET 4 BACK UR OK
IF U GET 6 BACK UR CUTE
IF U GET 8 BACK UR HOT ASS HELL.!!!
"female comebacks"
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u to gether
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This)
Nightmare*
The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"
Post This...
1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[
20 min - Your crush will kiss you :}
15min - Your crush will tongue you :} :)
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out ♥
under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever ♥ ♥
repost this as "what cuss words really mean
Are we friends* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *or are we not? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *You told me once* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** *But I forgot* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *tell me now* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *and tell me true* * * * * * * * * * * * * *so can I say* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I'm here for you* * * * * ** * ** * *Of all the friends I've ever met* * * * * * * * * * *Your the one I won't forget* * * * * * * * * * * * *And if I die* * * * * * * * * * * * *before you do* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll go to heaven* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And wait for you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll give the angels* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Back their wings* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And risk the loss* * * * * * * * * * * * *Of everything* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Just to prove* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *My friendship is true* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *To have a friend like you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *send this to all your friends and back to the person that sent it to you....If you get it back...... that person is your true=20 friend!!* Pass this on and you will receive one big kiss from your crush or more* send it to this many and get: 0. never get kissed again 1. get a peck on the forehead 2. get a peck on the cheek 3. get a peck on the lips 4. get a kiss 5. get an asked out 6. get a long lasting relationship 7. get 1 year relationship 8. get 3 year relationship 9. get 4 year relationship 10. have hopes! you might get married (worth a shot) OK you have one hour
Are we friends* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *or are we not? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *You told me once* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** *But I forgot* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *tell me now* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *and tell me true* * * * * * * * * * * * * *so can I say* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I'm here for you* * * * * ** * ** * *Of all the friends I've ever met* * * * * * * * * * *Your the one I won't forget* * * * * * * * * * * * *And if I die* * * * * * * * * * * * *before you do* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll go to heaven* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And wait for you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll give the angels* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Back their wings* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And risk the loss* * * * * * * * * * * * *Of everything* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Just to prove* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *My friendship is true* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *To have a friend like you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *send this to all your friends and back to the person that sent it to you....If you get it back...... that person is your true=20 friend!!* Pass this on and you will receive one big kiss from your crush or more* send it to this many and get: 0. never get kissed again 1. get a peck on the forehead 2. get a peck on the cheek 3. get a peck on the lips 4. get a kiss 5. get an asked out 6. get a long lasting relationship 7. get 1 year relationship 8. get 3 year relationship 9. get 4 year relationship 10. have hopes! you might get married (worth a shot) OK you have one hour
BLOODZ BANG RED
CRIPZ BANG BLUE
I BANG ANY NIGGA
THAT FUCKS WIT U
SEND THIS 2 ALL THA REAL HOMMIES THAT U KNO WILL ALWAYZ B THERE 4 U WHEN U NEED EM
UR ENEMY STABS U IN DA FRONT...... UR FRIEND STABS U IN DA BACK...... UR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND STABS U IN DA HEART..... BUT ME, UR GOOD FRIEND CARRIES A KNIFE TO STAB THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS RIGHT BACK......
HoMiEs TiLL ThE FuCkIn EnD !!
AnD AfTeR ThAt We StILL RiDe In H3AvEn!
ThI Is A TeSt T0 SeE H0W MaNy H0M13S AnD HoMeGiRlZ YoU GoT ON ThE InTeRnEt!!!
WhEn YoU G3T ThIs SeNt ThiS TO TeN HoMIeS
InClUdInG ThE H0MiE ThAt SeNt It To0 YoU If ThEy ArE A TrUe H0MiE To0 YoU!
..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
"ROSES ARE RED
DIAMONDS ARE BLUE
I WILL FIGHT ANY NIGGA
THAT FUCKS WITH U
dis ur boy jus droppin by 2 show u sum love and 2 let u kno that if u got dis u kno ur sexy,if u get it again ur even sexier and if u get it even more that 100,0000 well u kno ur THE SEXIEST girl on EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love ya baby
`;;;;;;;;._______________;;;;;;;` ;;;;;;;;;;;:_____________, :;;;;;;;;;` `:;;;;;;;;;;;`;__________, :;;;;;;;;;;;` _ `:;;;;;;;;;;;`, , _______, :;;;;;;;;;;;` ___`:;;;;;;;;;;;;_______, ;;;;;;;;;;;;: ____.`:;;;;;;;;;_____;;;;;;;;;;` _______`:;;;;;;_____;;;;;;;: ___________`:;;;;., .;;;;;; ______.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ____.;;;;;D`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ____`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _____`:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _______`.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ___________.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. ____(`*. (`*. .*) .* ) Ok This Is The Sex Bunny If You Recieve This Bunny That Means Your REALLY Sexy If You Get This Back That Means Your Even Sexier Pass This Bunny On To 10 Of Your Friends, If You Fail You Will Be Cursed With 10 Years Of Bad Sex u a sexy ass bunny
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY...
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY...
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY...
Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ____________000____000_____________ ______________000000_______________ ________________00_________________ ________________ 0 _________________ WHATS SHREK W/OUT DONKEY? WHATS Minnie W/0UT MiCKEY ? WHATS PIGGLET W/0Ut P0OH ? WHATS PATRiCk W/0Ut SP0NGE BOB ? WHATS MEE W/0UT U
hold the fuck up, u know what lil bitch, i dont wanna even fuck with your dirty ass no more. your lil ugly ass wanna act funny toward me when i am susposed to be your friend, you start acting funny and acting like you dont kno me and shit but bitch thats kool even tho i thought i was yo homie but i see it aint even like that no mo, its kool fuck you bitch. but before i leave yo SHITTY azz page lemme tell you dis, I jus saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico and made u mad az hell with this joke!!!! tell me how mad u got...then..send to all ur friendz and see who gets the madest........lol
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! Post This 1 hour- You'll have bad sex 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as SEX JOKE
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! Post This 1 hour- You'll have bad sex 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as SEX JOKE
Friend comments
Jun 03 2007, 02:15 PM
Hi waddup
Jun 01 2007, 12:52 PM
Send Backs! TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it works!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years JUST COPY AND PASTE!!!
May 14 2007, 06:41 PM
wuddup natasha
May 14 2007, 04:21 PM
HAY DEA ...THANX FOH DA ADD..REALLY APRiiCiiATED?..OKEN DEN LATER!
May 11 2007, 04:17 PM
thanks for acceptin my request, jus showin u some luv
Apr 30 2007, 08:33 PM
showin' ya sum islands luvz, iight
Apr 28 2007, 09:18 PM
U KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IF U R HOT THAT MEANS UR PARENTS WERE HAVING GOOD SEX...AND DAMM UR ONE OF THEM AND THAT MEANS UR PARENTS WERE WORKING IT THAT NITE PASS THIS ALL 2 ALL UR GOOD LOKIN FRIENDZ IF U GET 2 BACK UR UGLY IF U GET 4 BACK UR OK IF U GET 6 BACK UR CUTE IF U GET 8 BACK UR HOT ASS HELL.!!!
Apr 24 2007, 12:37 PM
"female comebacks" pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u to gether If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
Apr 22 2007, 01:49 PM
Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This) Nightmare* The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you :} 15min - Your crush will tongue you :} :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out ♥ under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever ♥ ♥ repost this as "what cuss words really mean
Apr 18 2007, 03:27 PM
Are we friends* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *or are we not? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *You told me once* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** *But I forgot* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *tell me now* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *and tell me true* * * * * * * * * * * * * *so can I say* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I'm here for you* * * * * ** * ** * *Of all the friends I've ever met* * * * * * * * * * *Your the one I won't forget* * * * * * * * * * * * *And if I die* * * * * * * * * * * * *before you do* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll go to heaven* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And wait for you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll give the angels* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Back their wings* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And risk the loss* * * * * * * * * * * * *Of everything* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Just to prove* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *My friendship is true* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *To have a friend like you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *send this to all your friends and back to the person that sent it to you....If you get it back...... that person is your true=20 friend!!* Pass this on and you will receive one big kiss from your crush or more* send it to this many and get: 0. never get kissed again 1. get a peck on the forehead 2. get a peck on the cheek 3. get a peck on the lips 4. get a kiss 5. get an asked out 6. get a long lasting relationship 7. get 1 year relationship 8. get 3 year relationship 9. get 4 year relationship 10. have hopes! you might get married (worth a shot) OK you have one hour
Apr 18 2007, 03:27 PM
Are we friends* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *or are we not? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *You told me once* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** *But I forgot* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *tell me now* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *and tell me true* * * * * * * * * * * * * *so can I say* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I'm here for you* * * * * ** * ** * *Of all the friends I've ever met* * * * * * * * * * *Your the one I won't forget* * * * * * * * * * * * *And if I die* * * * * * * * * * * * *before you do* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll go to heaven* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And wait for you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *I'll give the angels* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Back their wings* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *And risk the loss* * * * * * * * * * * * *Of everything* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Just to prove* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *My friendship is true* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *To have a friend like you* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *send this to all your friends and back to the person that sent it to you....If you get it back...... that person is your true=20 friend!!* Pass this on and you will receive one big kiss from your crush or more* send it to this many and get: 0. never get kissed again 1. get a peck on the forehead 2. get a peck on the cheek 3. get a peck on the lips 4. get a kiss 5. get an asked out 6. get a long lasting relationship 7. get 1 year relationship 8. get 3 year relationship 9. get 4 year relationship 10. have hopes! you might get married (worth a shot) OK you have one hour
Apr 15 2007, 05:38 PM
Hey thea sexy!!...just wannah jaambhooo tok wot im kainne lale s-hit enaan im jabrewot ako ewi wot joe?....ekwe halla bck..
Apr 15 2007, 02:33 PM
BLOODZ BANG RED CRIPZ BANG BLUE I BANG ANY NIGGA THAT FUCKS WIT U SEND THIS 2 ALL THA REAL HOMMIES THAT U KNO WILL ALWAYZ B THERE 4 U WHEN U NEED EM UR ENEMY STABS U IN DA FRONT...... UR FRIEND STABS U IN DA BACK...... UR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND STABS U IN DA HEART..... BUT ME, UR GOOD FRIEND CARRIES A KNIFE TO STAB THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS RIGHT BACK...... HoMiEs TiLL ThE FuCkIn EnD !! AnD AfTeR ThAt We StILL RiDe In H3AvEn! ThI Is A TeSt T0 SeE H0W MaNy H0M13S AnD HoMeGiRlZ YoU GoT ON ThE InTeRnEt!!! WhEn YoU G3T ThIs SeNt ThiS TO TeN HoMIeS InClUdInG ThE H0MiE ThAt SeNt It To0 YoU If ThEy ArE A TrUe H0MiE To0 YoU! ..._...|..____________________, , ....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = D ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// "ROSES ARE RED DIAMONDS ARE BLUE I WILL FIGHT ANY NIGGA THAT FUCKS WITH U
Apr 12 2007, 05:38 PM
dis ur boy jus droppin by 2 show u sum love and 2 let u kno that if u got dis u kno ur sexy,if u get it again ur even sexier and if u get it even more that 100,0000 well u kno ur THE SEXIEST girl on EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love ya baby
Apr 09 2007, 01:21 PM
`;;;;;;;;._______________;;;;;;;` ;;;;;;;;;;;:_____________, :;;;;;;;;;` `:;;;;;;;;;;;`;__________, :;;;;;;;;;;;` _ `:;;;;;;;;;;;`, , _______, :;;;;;;;;;;;` ___`:;;;;;;;;;;;;_______, ;;;;;;;;;;;;: ____.`:;;;;;;;;;_____;;;;;;;;;;` _______`:;;;;;;_____;;;;;;;: ___________`:;;;;., .;;;;;; ______.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ____.;;;;;D`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ____`;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _____`:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; _______`.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ___________.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. ____(`*. (`*. .*) .* ) Ok This Is The Sex Bunny If You Recieve This Bunny That Means Your REALLY Sexy If You Get This Back That Means Your Even Sexier Pass This Bunny On To 10 Of Your Friends, If You Fail You Will Be Cursed With 10 Years Of Bad Sex u a sexy ass bunny
Apr 09 2007, 07:57 AM
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY...
Apr 08 2007, 10:35 PM
Hey!! thx 4 da add =D
Apr 08 2007, 08:25 PM
hit by da sexc truck holla
Apr 08 2007, 06:21 PM
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY...
Apr 08 2007, 12:20 PM
hey wud up shawty! just thought i come threw n show sum luv to yo page!!!!!! holla anytime girl!!!!!!!
Apr 08 2007, 12:15 PM
thanx fo da girl!!!!!!!!
Apr 08 2007, 12:14 PM
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXXY ASS truck | '|""";.., ___. |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Sexxy Ass People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXXY! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY...
Apr 06 2007, 12:45 PM
Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ____________000____000_____________ ______________000000_______________ ________________00_________________ ________________ 0 _________________ WHATS SHREK W/OUT DONKEY? WHATS Minnie W/0UT MiCKEY ? WHATS PIGGLET W/0Ut P0OH ? WHATS PATRiCk W/0Ut SP0NGE BOB ? WHATS MEE W/0UT U
Apr 05 2007, 12:23 PM
yeah dis iz yo boi Lorenzo jus droppin by to sho you n yo page sum luv iight 1 ~luv ya~ mwah
Apr 04 2007, 03:13 PM
some people have nice eyes & some have a nice smile & some of them have a nice face , but you have all of them with a nice heart ...
Apr 03 2007, 06:10 PM
hold the fuck up, u know what lil bitch, i dont wanna even fuck with your dirty ass no more. your lil ugly ass wanna act funny toward me when i am susposed to be your friend, you start acting funny and acting like you dont kno me and shit but bitch thats kool even tho i thought i was yo homie but i see it aint even like that no mo, its kool fuck you bitch. but before i leave yo SHITTY azz page lemme tell you dis, I jus saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico and made u mad az hell with this joke!!!! tell me how mad u got...then..send to all ur friendz and see who gets the madest........lol
Apr 02 2007, 06:31 PM
*~*hEy gUrL.... THaNx 4 Da fReInD ReQuEsT*~*
Apr 02 2007, 10:50 AM
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! Post This 1 hour- You'll have bad sex 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as SEX JOKE
Apr 01 2007, 03:33 PM
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! Post This 1 hour- You'll have bad sex 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever repost this as SEX JOKE
Apr 01 2007, 12:44 PM
hey wats ^ ttyl bye
Mar 16 2007, 09:22 AM
Thanks sweets for the add!